About Frank
Who is the real Frank? First off, you may wonder why Frank only goes by the one name. It's clearly not that he loves Madonna or Prince / symbol, whoever he is- it's simply that with such a perfect name, he needs no other. Next, what will you call him once elected President? ‘Mr. President’ will do just fine, unless he officially allows you the honor of addressing him as Frank - think of it as being knighted.
Being the founder and leader of the Frankitarian Party, Frank is bound to nobody; no special interests, no bankrollers, no results of a one night stand. Therefore, Frank can be the perfect President for our United States. Frank's policies are perfect. They simply make sense, and work. Frank avoids the annoying partisan sticking points- like, from now on, flat-tax. Now shut up about taxes.
Frank is: An Aikido and Kung Fu master; a master debater; a marksman; a fine seaman; a humanitarian; a sperm donor; a playboy (Yes!.. but this only instills respect from all foreign countries); a steak or chicken eater. And most importantly a powerful leader.
Feel free to leave any thought provoking questions on this site. If Frank thinks they are worth answering, he will reply personally.
