How to Vote for Frank

Voting for Frank is as easy as convincing a nun to have your babies. As easy as a dog growing old on Michael Vick's property. As easy as creating an advertising campaign to make Microsoft cool again. You see, to Frank all things come naturally. Luckily, for those of us less gifted, voting for Frank is virtually dummy-proof. Simply use your pen, or pencil, or lipstick, and write a big "F-R-A-N-K" in the "write-in" portion of your ballot. Of course that means you cannot vote for Osama or McStupid, but hey, you wouldn't be reading this unless you believed in Frank anyways. Go Frank 2008!

For the visual learners out there: